Top 13 Funniest Snack T-shirts
T-shirts and junk food are like two peas in a pod. Two rumpled, comfortable, delicious peas that actually don’t really resemble vegetables at all, that is. Don’t believe me? Well, read me out. (Get it, like “hear me out,” only for print? Oh, does the funny never end?) So junk food (all the good stuff, at least) is, more often than not, shunned by the culinary world. Much like t-shirts and the fashion community. Both are good for an afternoon of watching “the game.” Either makes for nice company in bed. Neither is likely to make an appearance at Fashion Week. See, they were made for each other. Just like the couple in the first of my 13 Favorite Humorously Snackerrific T-Shirts (or, Top 13 Funniest Snack Tees, if you will).
13. Cookie Loves Milk T-shirt
Aww… and I love you both. Any chance of a cookie-milk-me three-way? ‘Cause that’s just the kind of good, clean, dirty fun I like. Cookie Loves Milk Tee
12. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Snack Rockers T-shirt
Snack foods rock. They just do. Snack Rockers Tee
11. Fast Foodzilla T-shirt
Sometimes a picture, as they say, is worth a thousand words. Like this one, for example, of my roommate this Saturday night, after 3 weeks on Atkins. Oh, no, wait… wrong picture. How embarrassing. Sorry, this one is from Friday night. Fast Foodzilla Tee
10. Stupid Raisins, Stay Out of My Cookies T-shirt
Ya know what? Raisins are stupid. That’s why you have to talk directly to them and tell ‘em where they don’t belong. Go back to your trail mixes and bran flakes and stay the hell out of my sweet treats, dummies. “Nature’s Candy” my ass. Cookies are a health-free zone, my friend. Back off. If you ask me, this shirt could use a good exclamation point on it, too. Stupid Raisins Tee
9. You Want a Piece of Me? T-shirt
Yes, please. A big one. With lots of frosting. Oh, and vanilla ice cream. Do you like vanilla ice cream? ‘Cause I like vanilla ice cream. Especially with cake. Cake with chocolate frosting, like you. Vanilla ice cream and cake with chocolate frosting go together like cookies and milk. Mmmm… cookies and milk and cake with chocolate frosting and vanilla ice cream… do I smell another invitation for kitchen kink? You Want A Piece of Me? Tee
8. Popcorn T-shirt
Did you know that before popcorn, people used to eat deviled eggs in movie theaters? Well that’s the story over at Busted Tees, at least. That would make my scratch-and-sniff idea for this shirt a lot less appealing. Other foods that would be neither theater, nor t-shirt-friendly: tuna, steamed cabbage, Limburger cheese. I’m still in favor of adding a delicious scratch-and-sniff element to this classic snack-turned-tee, though. Popcorn Tee
7. Some Choices are Just Out of Reach T-shirt
I think we’ve all been there. And while some might interpret that heart metaphorically, who amongst us hasn’t had such feelings about Nacho Cheese Doritos at 2AM during finals? I’m just sayin’. Some Choices are Just Out of Reach Tee
6. Skip Dessert T-shirt
Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you have to skip the t-shirt. Here’s to a healthier (though not necessarily happier) you! Aww, that poor little cupcake… those veggies are so delighting in his cardio torture. Do you think there’s a pair of pants out there with a couple of Ho Hos forcing a stalk of celery into a Barcalounger in front of a TV? I like to think so. Skip Dessert Tee
5. Ah Munna Eat Choo T-shirt
I’ve clearly established that I don’t have a problem talking to my baked goods, but it is a rare occasion indeed when they actually talk back. And usually then, it’s only after they’ve been consumed. (Not some of my favorite conversations, I’ll admit.) But I guess the more pressing issue here is: Who’s Choo? And do you think we should warn him? I know I wouldn’t fancy a gnawing from that single bucktooth, but maybe he did something to deserve it? And I have to wonder, if the situation were reversed, would Choo warn us? Ah Munna Eat Choo! Tee
4. You’ve Got Some Splaining To Do T-shirt
This must have been an episode of I Love Lucy that I missed. Couldn’t sleep in the same bed, but at the forefront of tackling that race issue…. If I were you, Ricky, I’d start with the milkman. Looks like Lucy’s got a bit of a sweet tooth. You’ve Got Some Splaining To Do Tee
3. I Want To Be Inside You T-shirt
It’s funny… coming from a guy in a bar, this would make you feel like a piece of meat. But coming from an actual piece of meat, it’s actually rather enticing. I mean, not for me, ’cause I’m a vegetarian. But what carnivore could turn down this sweet-talking stack of all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun? I Want To Be Inside You Tee
2. Cake Is Awesome T-shirt
Yeah, cake is awesome. Sometimes it’s as simple as that. Cake Is Awesome Tee
1. Practice Safe Lunch T-shirt
Always good advice. Interestingly enough (or not) - I would’ve pegged mayo as the least sexy of this trio, but he seems particularly celebratory. And ketchup looks like he’s being called to action. But mustard? Mustard doesn’t look like he’s had much of a go of it. I know it hurts, but sometimes the safest lunch is no lunch at all, little buddy. Practice Safe Lunch Tee
So there you have it. The 13 best snack food t-shirts we could find on the internet. Did we miss any? Leave a comment and let us know!
–written by Monica
5 Comments
Starcasm on September 25th, 2008
I’ll take a thousand of all of them. Thanks.
Jeffro2pt0 on September 26th, 2008
I almost spit out my apple cider when I saw tshirt number 4. That is hilarious.
Jim on September 26th, 2008
#3 kinda creeped me out, but I’d consider buying #6 for my kids!
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Jennifer on September 25th, 2008
Loved this! Great T-art and super funny comments!