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Snack Review: Deep River Asian Sweet & Spicy Chips

Deep River Asian Sweet & Spicy Chips
 

Deep River chips and snacks have been the “Snack of the Day” on the Rachael Ray Show, and magicianPenn Gillette called them a “damn good chip,” ranking their Rosemary and Olive Oil Chip third on his list of Top 10 Best Potato Chips.

With such endorsements, I thought I’d give Deep River a try. Besides, I’m a fool for quality kettle chips; I just can’t get enough. When I dug into the bag of their Asian Sweet & Spicy chips, I admit I was skeptical. Would these chips taste like cheap and greasy Chinese takeout? What do Rachel Ray and Penn Gillette know anyway? Apparently, they know a lot.

Oh Grasshopper. These were fresh and delicious.

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Snack Review: Mah Tong Huat Jolly Jolly Gel Snacks

Mah Tong Huat Jolly Jolly Gel Snacks

Most of us have seen gel snacks. Usually in neons or bright pastels, bags of the miniature fruity cups line the snack aisles of Asian specialty stores everywhere. They tempt us with their cuteness and the promise of refreshing, unusual fruity flavors.

I’ve fallen victim to their superbly kawaii charms a few times in the past, mostly in my early teenage years - a halcyon era before I actually had to worry about the price of such indulgences. Though she might have given the price tags a questioning once-over, my mom never seemed to take too much issue with shelling out $2.99 a bag for snacks like these. After all, they were fruit-flavored, which automatically made them healthier than, say, giant cookies.

Although paying for my own groceries is a necessary evil of adulthood and all that jazz, I really miss being able to toss any snack I desired into the shopping cart with nary a care or concern. Now that I’m paying for my edible vices, I’ve become quite a cheapskate in some respects. Suddenly, I find myself having difficulty parting with three or more dollars for one snack, unless it’s an absolute favorite of mine. That means gel snacks, no matter how cutely packaged, are usually out of the question.

However, there’s always something new to discover in L.A.’s ethnic markets, and frequently those “somethings” I come across are cheap. On my most recent trip to the neighborhood Vietnamese emporium, one of my finds was a bag of Mah Tong Huat Jolly Jolly Snacks - a scarcely-believable steal, at 39 cents. Sure, the usual cutesy anime-style doodles were absent from the bag, replaced by too-realistic depictions of oranges and grapes oozing juice - but what do you expect for just under four cents a gel snack?

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Snack Review: Durian Cream Roll Soft Cake

Durian Cream Roll Soft Cake

So there I was, treasure-hunting in the Vietnamese Market, seeking more little-known snacks to introduce to the world. Okay, so I’ll admit an ulterior motive: ever since Alissa found the guts to try Van Holton’s uber-sickening Pickle-in-a-bag, I’ve harbored a secret yen to try something equally disgusting - or more so! I’ve chosen to undertake this mission with full knowledge that it’s likely to prove, in the best case, fruitless, and at worst, life-threatening.

I found plenty of “different” and “uniquely Southeast Asian” snacks at the market - coconut cookies and such - but nothing to rival the puke-inviting loveliness of a single cucumber mummified for god-knows-how-long in brine and plastic. Resigned to a life of snack experiences running the too-narrow gamut from “really good” to “pretty bad,” I took my place in line. But, lo and behold - amid a mess of pastries and sticky rice balls from local Asian bakeries rested my potential salvation. Standing there like a golden, oozing shrine to the Saint of Stench was a simple roll cake starring the durian.

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Musical Snack Review: “Roasted and Peeled” Chestnuts In A Bag

Best Foods Roasted and Peeled Chestnuts

While writing one of my more recent reviews, it occurred to me that I tend to ramble at times, and I made a personal vow to practice being succinct. I saw the perfect opportunity upon discovering a bag of Chinese “Roasted and Peeled Chestnuts” at a nearby Asian market, and I was inspired to try something different. I know it isn’t really season-appropriate, but bear with me.

To the tune of “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)”
(c) 1944, Torme and Wells

Chestnuts roasted in a sealed bag
Chinese writing on the front
A snack from the east, calling you to come feast
With its mascot; the smiling nut-runt

Everybody knows the chestnut is the odd-nut-out
Not hard, but mushy and quite sweet
How could it hold up on an overseas trip
Yet still be fine enough to eat?

They did get waxy on their way
Sporting a polished sheen of faded brown-to-gray
And every chestnut squeaks as it breaks apart
To appreciate the taste is a fine art

Combine a look that’s this unnatural
With a texture not unlike glue
My suspicions about a preserved chestnut snack
Turned out to be largely true.

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Asian Snack Review: Marble Pocky

Pocky Assortment

A few evenings ago, I found myself in my friendly neighborhood Japanese supermarket. I’d assigned myself the vague mission of finding interesting J-snacks to review. I was having difficulty narrowing my selection, though, and found it far easier to lose myself in the barrage of sights, sounds and smells not often encountered at typical American markets.

Halfway through the cookie aisle, I was struck by a sight so familiar and so obvious that I nearly slapped myself for not already having reviewed it. At once, a slew of happy memories of teenage Otakudom washed over me, resulting in what can only be described as a full-body smile. I can’t say for certain, constrained as I was to my own body, but I’ve little doubt that onlookers witnessed my temporary transformation into a bouncing “chibi” caricature. Ah, but what snack could inspire such an intense reaction in a normally polite and unremarkable 24-year-old woman? None other than Pocky.

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