Fresh, hot pizza in 30 minutes or less? Funk dat! How about TWO minutes!

No, it’s not a sign of the Apocalypse, just a super-fast melding of pizza-making and machine vending engineering from the folks at WonderPizza. Check out this video of a slender Italian woman plunking coins into a pizza vending machine the size of a Mini Cooper-S while funky fresh beats play in the background.

The machines have been spitting out two-minute pizzas around the world for nearly five years and are heading to the U.S. Duck and cover!

Perfect for people who’ve GOTTA HAVE PIZZA RIGHT NOW!

Thanks to Wall Street Fighter for bringing this abomination to light.

Disclaimer: As much as I’d love to take credit for the following review, it’s not mine. All thoughts and opinions expressed below are those of my special guest critic. This girl’s fat, furry, and fabulous — and boy, does she know what she wants. I hope you all love her as much as I do. Ladies and gentleman: without further ado, I give you… Tiger!

Howdy, everybody (purr). My name’s Tiger, and I’m honored today to share with you a feline perspective in the wide world of snacking (meow). I’ll be the first to tell you that I don’t always get human habits, and reading all your food reviews has been an eye-opening experience for me.

So, about a week ago, I was minding my own business (meow), resting on the balcony and watching all the birds I’d catch if I weren’t so lazy. All of a sudden, I hear something interesting from my humans - most unusual (meow meow)! The smaller, newer human (Rachel, or as I prefer to call her, The Devil) mentioned that, thanks to Snackerrific, “free stuff” was headed toward my home, and that said “free stuff,” from somewhere called “Room Candy,” was all for me (purr)!
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